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<description>Iran will have The Bomb in less than a year, Rumsfeld delusional, North Korea's new missiles can reach Continental US, Texas law forces kids to have kids, Dubai gives up US ports, Feds going after Capitol Hill Blue</description>
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<title>Dubai gives up management stake in ports deal</title>
<description>No word yet but Bush is thought to be coming out against the decision on grounds that he needs to stick to his guns on decisions he didn't make or hear of until it was published by the media and yet supports as the right decision he didn't make none-the-less. (That sentence hurt me, is there any logic to the way Bush thinks?)</description>
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<title>Rumsfeld back to being delusional, claims that Iraq's military can squash any civil war</title>
<description>He neglects the fact that groups like the Kurds are stocking the Iraqi army with their soldiers that are more loyal to the idea of an independent Kurdistan than they are to a functioning Iraq.</description>
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<title>Iran's through with giving threats, they're on to issuing warnings now</title>
<description>He looks like one of those English profs that are in it for the co-ed tail. &nbsp;I think he's saying, &quot;When I finally get The Bomb my penis will grow to this big.&quot;</description>
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<title>Bush increases faith-based grants at the expense of wonderful programs like AmeriCorps</title>
<description>OK, we solved drinking. &nbsp;So then how do we deal with the epidemic sweeping the nation of people addicted to religion? &nbsp;Get them drunk?</description>
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<title>White House is going after Capitol Hill Blue with both guns blazing</title>
<description>I often think Capitol Hill Blue is just making stuff up but doing so in an educated way such that there is a good chance that what they are guessing is actually going on. &nbsp;More often than not I think they end up being right. &nbsp;Capitol Hill Blue is the ultimate shot in the dark type publication. &nbsp;Even if they are lying through their teeth 100% of the time they are still protect by the First Amendment. &nbsp;Fascism is coming, it's just slower this time.</description>
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